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The Problem Blob (Boris Johnson) is a green mass of slime with a single eye on what Appears to be a ‘long tongue‘ but long time fans of the show believe this to actually be his penis. He is best known for his role as a Cabinet member who stabbed Spooky Spoon in the back. He spits out lumps of green jizz that cause anything they touch to suffer from a particular problem. He is usually found hidden away out of sight and does not speak, as he just makes heaving and spluttering noises. he used to explode when defeated, but he doesn’t now. He is know to have a roadkill bestiality fetish for which he is currently receiving therapy for. Notable events include the episode Going Wrong Going Long.

Theme Song LyricsEdit

Союз нерушимый республик свободных

Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.

Да здравствует созданный волей народов

Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,

Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!

Знамя советское, знамя народное

Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,

И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.

Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу

На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.

Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,

Счастья народов надежный оплот!

Знамя советское, знамя народное

Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, 

Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!  

Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,  

Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! 

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, 

Славы народов надежный оплот! 

Знамя советское, знамя народное 

Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Trivia Edit

  • he's green
  • in the running to beat spooky spoon in Parliament for PM
  • the problem blob was the first meanie to appear on the show first appearing in, Going Wrong Going Long
  • he is thought to be in a romantic relationship with a badger he found back in 1973
  • one day, he will achieve world domination